What Is The New Jersey Whoopsiedoo?
Covert Incompetence As a Hallmark of the Biden Era
Filling the airwaves with nonsense is something many politicians do when they are actively covering up a scandal elsewhere. Joe Biden isn’t the master of much, but gaffes are his specialty. His shame knows no bounds, either, so he’s a prime candidate whenever the political establishment needs a fresh distraction. This happens very often when there is a foreign affairs scandal or military operational failure.
Understanding The Moment – In The Moment
In recent history, there has emerged a specific kind of event—something I call a “whoopsiedoo.” These incidents ignite firestorms of political and social discourse, fueled by online speculation, media frenzy, and a deafening lack of clarity from the authorities. A whoopsiedoo isn’t just a mistake; it’s an event deliberately or inadvertently transformed into a chaotic mess of indistinct chatter, only to be dismissed as a trivial accident or misunderstanding in the end.
The hallmark of a whoopsiedoo is that it leaves the truth unsettled, buried under layers of confusion, misdirection, and distraction.
The New Jersey Whoopsiedoo is the latest in a long line of such events. At its core, it reflects the Biden administration’s unique ability to transform real crises into indistinct chaos. This isn’t new, nor is it accidental. Biden, who often appears comically inept during international and domestic challenges, seems to have refined this approach into an art form. But the origins of the whoopsiedoo can be traced back decades, to previous administrations, which set the template for using distraction, humor, and confusion to escape accountability.
This in no way suggests that Biden is actually secretly a great & competent leader. To the contrary, the whoopsiedoo is always used to cover up an even bigger actual mistake which may cause legitimate consequences. There are plenty of examples of ineptitude from Biden that aren’t covered up or caught as well. However, in some cases this whoopsiedoo methodology is deployed, and has modernized over the years.
The Anatomy of a Whoopsiedoo
A whoopsiedoo follows a predictable pattern:
- The Actual Event: In most cases, we never learn what this is. However, it is the instigating incident. The reason why the whoopsiedoo protocol is enacted.
- A Staged, Incurable Event: Something significant, possibly catastrophic, occurs and is immediately broadcast to the masses. The less tangible evidence the better, and the more outlandish the story the better.
- Indistinct Chatter: Social media and traditional media erupt with speculation from both verified and unverified accounts. The line is blurred around what is real & what’s a joke, creating a storm of chatter that obscures the truth.
- Official Ambiguity: Authorities either refuse to comment meaningfully or provide explanations that only fuel more speculation.
- A Manufactured Resolution: The event is eventually dismissed as an accident or misunderstanding, often with a scapegoat or trivial cause to close the story.
- The Truth Remains Hidden: By the time the story fades, the truth gets buried under layers of confusion, and the public moves on. The Actual Event is treated by authorities who knew what was going on as if it never happened and there is no public outcry over it because the public doesn’t catch wind of the truth.
The goal of a whoopsiedoo is to transform a non-event into an event even if it requires fabricating distractions or other events to shift focus. The resolution isn’t about finding the truth; it’s about exhausting everyone involved until no one cares anymore.
So, What Do I Think is Really Happening?
Beneath the noise, The New Jersey Whoopsiedoo is covering up legitimate maritime threats from adversarial UUV fleets from Russia & North Korea. Their alliance, Joint Sword, with China & Iran – has been developing naval technology & tactics which American forces are unaware of. This is terrifying because it totally changed the dynamics of the current war effort. Though America spends nearly a trillion dollars on its military every year, apparently that can’t buy outside the box thinking yet.
Americans mostly live inside a world of the rhetoric of its elected officials. Whenever a whoopsiedoo covers up some blunder of military force under our atrocious command, it demoralizes our public from being able to hold our leadership accountable. Foreign enemies see that, and eventually blame the public for enabling things like genocide.
What Can We Say For Sure?
What we can say for sure, is that the US federal government is obfuscating the legitimacy of drone-based threats to US domestic territories. Read that again if you are not generally accepting of ambiguity. That isn’t to say the government is lying. It’s more that the public (and frankly many inside the governemnt) can’t yet even imagine asking the right questions. The flying drones (that are being spotted, that aren’t just commercial or hobbyist aircraft) have not been claimed by the US government. We have also been told that they aren’t from an enemy. Yet nobody seems to think to ask if they belong to an ally country. Because the possibilities of such a question do not yet register. Even more so, since the drone sightings are not the actual event in my opinion, the more people fixate on them, the less we will learn.
The New Jersey Whoopsiedoo Won’t Go Down In History Without A Fight
The New Jersey Whoopsiedoo is more than a moment of government bumbling; it’s a deliberate—or at least convenient—transformation of a real crisis into a chaotic, meaningless event. Whether it obscures covert maritime conflicts, nuclear activity, or failures in U.S. defense, the Whoopsiedoo ensures that the truth will remain unsettled, buried under layers of speculation and distraction.
By adopting this playbook, Biden joins a long line of leaders who have used chaos and confusion to shield themselves from accountability. But as the oceans become battlegrounds for covert warfare, and as technologies like UUVs and underwater nukes proliferate, the stakes are higher than ever. The public deserves better than this. The public deserves The Truth.
Yet, as history shows, the truth is the first casualty of a whoopsiedoo.